A little boy sits on Santa’s lap.
Santa says “I bet I know what you want for Christmas,” and with his finger he taps the boys nose with every letter he spells “T-O-Y-S”.
The little boy thinks a second and says, “No, I have enough toys.”
Santa replies once again tapping the boys nose with every letter, “C-A-N-D-Y.”
Again the little boy thinks a second and says, “No, I have all kinds of candy.”
“Well what would you like for Christmas?” Santa asks.
The little boy replies, tapping Santa on the nose, “private part, and don’t tell me you don’t have any because I can smell it on your finger!”