In a shop a man asked for 1/2 kg of butter:
The salesperson, a young boy Johnny, said that only 1kg packs were available in the shop.
But the man insisted on buying only 1/2 kg.
So johnny went inside to the manager’s room and said.
“An idiot outside wants to buy only 1/2 kg of butter.”
To his surprise, the customer was standing right behind him.
So the Little Johnny added immediately.
“And this gentleman wants to buy the other half.”
After the customer left, the manager said.
“You have saved your position by being clever enough at the right time. Where do you come from?”
To this the johnny said.
“I come from Brazil.”
The place consists of only attendant and football players.
The manager replied coldly.
“My wife is also from Brazil.”
To this, the Johnny asked excitedly.
“Oh yeah? Which team does she play for?”