A man checks into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely.
He thought, “I’ll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you’re calling for a cab.”
He popped into a phone booth near the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.
He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel.
When back in the room he figures, “What the heck, I’ll give her a call.”
“Hello,” the woman says.
She sounded nice.
“Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I’d like you to come to my room and give me one.
No, wait, I should be straight with you.
I’m in town all alone and what I really want is lovemaking.
I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now.
Bring implements, toys, leather, whips, everything you’ve got in your bag of tricks.
We’ll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?”
She says, “That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.”