Funny Jokes
A man goes to police to report
A man goes to police to report his missing wife.
Man: I lost my wife (misty)
Inspector: What is her height
Man; I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Man: Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Color of eyes
Man: Never noticed
Inspector: Color of hair
Man: Changes according to season
Inspector: What was she wearing
Man: I don’t remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with her??
Man: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is lightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together & the man started crying
Inspector: Lets search for the dog first !