A man hears from a doctor

A man hears from a doctor that his end is near so he heads over to a lawyer to write a will.

The secretary watches as the man walks into the Lawyer’s office and as three minutes later the man walks off in a huff.

“Can I help you?” asks the secretary, dashing after the obviously upset man.

“HELP ME? THIS GUY IS CRAZY!

I asked him to help me write a will and he says to me: ‘sure, let me just ask you a few questions and then leave it all to me.’

“I’ve heard before how lawyers are dishonest but this just takes the cake!”