A man in a bar keeps falling off of his bar stool From afar, the bartender and another gentleman watch as the man keeps falling, getting up, falling, getting back up.
The bartender tells the gentleman, “Why don’t you be a Good Samaritan and take the guy home?” The gentleman agrees.
He goes to pick up and carry the man.
The man keeps stumbling and dragging his feet on the way out the door.
He gets put in the car and the gentleman drives him to his house.
The gentleman picks up the man, carries him to the front door, rings the bell, and the wife comes out.
“Why thank you for bringing him home!”
But then she says:
“Wait…where’s his wheelchair?”