Funny Jokes A midget is riding a bus share it Share it Share it save A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him. “Hey you, brunette, watch where you’re going,” yells the midget. The blonde looks down and says, “I am not a brunette, I am a blonde.” The midget replies, “Not from where I’m standing.” Related Topics: Up Next A blonde and a redhead met in a bar Don't Miss Two blondes walk into a perfume shop Advertisement You may like Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Latest Trending Funny Jokes2 days ago A married man was having an affair Relationship Jokes3 days ago A husband exclaims to his wife one day Funny Jokes3 days ago A wife comes home late one night Naughty Jokes1 week ago Why are you so happy Naughty Jokes1 week ago A lady goes to the doctor and complains Relationship Jokes3 years ago He Asks His Father Relationship Jokes3 years ago A elderly husband and wife noticed Naughty Jokes3 years ago A old couple died Funny Jokes3 years ago A elderly woman had just returned Clean Jokes3 years ago A donkey was tied to a tree