Funny Jokes A midget is riding a bus share it share it pin it A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him. “Hey you, brunette, watch where you’re going,” yells the midget. The blonde looks down and says, “I am not a brunette, I am a blonde.” The midget replies, “Not from where I’m standing.” Related Topics: Up Next A blonde and a redhead met in a bar Don't Miss Two blondes walk into a perfume shop Advertisement You may like Advertisement Latest Trending Funny Jokes7 months ago A hillbilly father is sitting on his porch Naughty Jokes7 months ago Brian proposed to Jill Relationship Jokes7 months ago A old man and his wife went to doctor Naughty Jokes7 months ago Joe grew up in a small town Funny Jokes7 months ago A patient was waiting nervously Relationship Jokes2 years ago He Asks His Father Relationship Jokes2 years ago A elderly husband and wife noticed Naughty Jokes2 years ago A old couple died Funny Jokes2 years ago A elderly woman had just returned Clean Jokes2 years ago A donkey was tied to a tree