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A Pirate Walks Into A Bar

A pirate walks into a bar.

“It’s been a while since I last saw you,” The bartender says, “you look pretty beat up, what happened to you?”

“Nothing much. I’m just fine,” the pirate replies.

“But what about the wooden leg?” the bartender asks.

“Ah, I got that a while ago. My leg was blown off by a cannon ball, but I’m fine now.”

“And what about the hook?”

“Oh, that. I got my hand chopped off in a sword fight.”

“How’s you get the eye patch, then?”

“Well, a speck of dust get in my eye.”

“You lost your eye from a speck of dust?”

“That was my first day with the hook.”


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