Funny Jokes
A taxi driver picked up a blonde
A taxi driver in a Mercedes-Benz picked up a blonde woman at the airport one day.
When she got in and they started on their way she enquirer what the three pinned emblem on the front is for.
In a jovial mood, the driver replied “Well, it’s for lining it up at people, so you can run them down”.
“Ah I see”, said the woman.
With this the taxi driver starts heading straight for an elderly woman, but at the last second swerves away.
A loud bang startles him and he looks curiously over at his passenger who appears to be hanging out of the car with the door wide open:
“I thought you were going to miss there for a minute!”