The salesman approaches the farmer and says,
“Good day to you sir! I’d like to tell you about our top-of-the-line tractor.
You will not find a better tractor than this anywhere and I can see that you are a man of discerning tastes.
Tell you what “Old Joe interrupts the sales pitch and without a word leads the man to the barn.
When they get there he says,
“You a good salesman? Let me tell you a story.”
“The other day I came out to milk old Bessie.
I just got sat down behind her and she kicks me with her back left leg.”
“So I tied it to the stall.
Then she kicks me with her back right leg.
So I tied that to the stall, too.
Then she swats me right in the face with her tail.
So I tied a piece of twine to her tail and looped the other end over the rafters.”
The salesman gives a puzzled nod, and the farmer continues.
“Then my wife walked into the barn and she sees me standing behind old Bessie. “
“Now, mister… if you can convince my wife I was only trying to MILK that cow I’ll buy one of your damn tractors.”