Funny Jokes
A Woman Is Sitting Next To The Johnny
A beautiful woman is sitting next to the little johnny on a plane.
There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden nosedive.
The Captain comes on the intercom and says
“I hate to have to tell you this folk, but we might not walk away from this one.”
Everyone begins to panic except for johnny who sheepishly turns to the woman and says,
“I hate to trouble you miss, but we might die and I’ve never kissed anyone.”
The woman is at first taken aback but after a moment realizes she might as well make the kid happy in their final moments.
She passionately kisses him.
The johnny, elated, go on.