An architect, an artist and an accountant were discussing

An architect, an artist and an accountant were discussing whether it was better to spend time with a wife or a mistress.

The architect said he enjoyed time with a wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.

The artist said he enjoyed time with a mistress, because of the passion and mystery.

The accountant said he liked both.

“Both?” chorused the others.

“Yes,” said the accountant.

“If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, which means you can go to the office and get some work done.”