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Bad News and Good News

A doctor just finishes his check-up with a man.

Dr: I’ve got good new and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?

Patient: I guess the bad news.

Dr: Well, you only have about 3 months to live and there’s nothing else we can do. I’m sorry.

Patient: (starts crying)

Dr: Now, now… I know you’re upset… but remember, I also said there was good news.

Patient: Yes, I need some good news… what is it?

Dr: Well, you know my nurse, Donna.

Patient: (cheering up) Yes?


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