A nice , calm lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes and said… “I would like to buy some cyanide.”
The pharmacist, surprised, asked the lady: “Why do you need Cyanide?”
The lady replied: “I need it to poison my husband.”
The pharmacist’s eyes opened wide in shock, he explained to her that giving her Cyanide would be illegal and would land both of them in jail as well as him losing his medical license.
The lady, furious, reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband, his brother, and his wife building an Eiffel Tower.