Farmer Ted Goes To The Doctor

He explains his weird condition.

The doctor nods and says: “Well Ted, I need you to take these pills.

Twice a day, in the anus.”

When Ted comes back to his farm, he immediately yells to his wife: “Suzy, do we have an anus?” “Not as far as I know”, answers his wife. “We do have a saucer though”

Ted tries heating up his pills in the saucer before swallowing them, but with no satisfactory result.

After a week he decided to go back to his doctor.

“So how have the pills been working out for you?”, inquired the doctor.

To which Farmer Ted responded: “Pills didn’t do me Jack Shit, I may as well have shoved them