Funny Jokes
I have become a victim scam
I have become a victim of a clever scam when using the casino’s car parking facility Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to car as about to get in after leaving the casino.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their melons almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts.
It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say “No” and instead ask you for a ride to another car parking facility in the city.
You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having s*x with each other.
Then, one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral s*x on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday… Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and most likely tomorrow