Johnny had hurt his finger

Little Johnny had hurt his finger while working on his model aeroplane.

He ran to his mother, who kissed the wound and made it better.

On the way to the store a little later,

Johnny fell off his bike and scraped his knee.

He ran to his mother, who kissed it and made it better.

Returning from the store, Johnny ran into the town bully, who kicked him in the n*ts.

Johnny rushed home.

His mother said, “Son, you’re getting more like your father every day!”