Johnny Was In The Classroom

Little Johnny was in the classroom one day when the teacher came in and said,

Teacher: Ok class today we’re on the letter S! Does anyone have any S words?

Little Johnny raises his hand high. The teacher looks around the room for more hands. Sarah then raised her hand.

Teacher: Yes, Sarah?

Sarah: Super!

Teacher: Ok, can you use it in a sentence?

Sarah: The food I had for dinner last night was super good.

Teacher: That’s good. Anyone else?

The teacher looks around the room for more people.

Little Johnny is still raising his hand high.

Luke then raises his hand.

Teacher: Yes Luke?

Luke: Songs!

Teacher: Very good Luke! Can you use it in a sentence?

Luke: I like to sing songs in the car!

Teacher: Very good! You also used sing, which is another S word! Anyone else?

Little Johnny is still raising his hand.

The teacher is hesitant to call on Little Johnny, but she does since it would be unfair.

Teacher: Yes Johnny?

Little Johnny: Stinky!

The teacher is surprised by Little Johnny’s answer.

Teacher: Good Johnny! Can you use it in a sentence?

Little Johnny: The big bums sh!t I took in my pants is really stinky!