Like a Melon

During an international gynecology conference, an English doctor and a French doctor were discussing unusual cases they had treated recently.

“Only last week,” the Frenchman said, “a woman came to see me with a clitoris like a melon!”

“Don’t be absurd,” the Brit exclaimed.

“It couldn’t have been that big — she wouldn’t have been able to walk if it were.”

“Aah, you English, always thinking about size,” replied the Frenchman.

“I was talking about the flavor!”