Mom Confesses To Her Son

Mother: Son I’m sorry my husband is not your dad.

I had an affair 23 years ago with a man.

And that person is your real father.”

Son: Mum, what rubbish! How am I to deal with this?

Mother: I am sorry he was my first love and I could not marry him.. ’cause he was a married man.

He is on the phone right now and wants to speak with his son, come talk to him.”

Son: No I am not speaking to any one.

My dad is the only father I know and so will that be.”

Mother: Please don’t be so upset. Just talk to him.

Son: Fine, but I will not commit anything.

Phone: Morning Son, I am Bill Gates. I am your real father.

Son: Wait a second now . . . !!! Dad! Dad! Dad !!! Thank God! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Thank God!!!!!! Love u so much Dad!!!! I always knew there was something special about me . . Thank you soooo much mum.

You are the best mum in the whole world!”