Moses & Jesus and old guy are playing golf

Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing.

Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball.

It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water.

Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green.

Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball.

It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water.

Jesus just walks on the water and chips the ball onto the green.

The old man steps up to the tee and hits the ball.

It goes sailing over the fairway and heads for the water.

But, just before it falls into the water, a fish jumps up and grabs the ball in its mouth.

As the fish is falling back down into the water, an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish in its claws.

The eagle flies over the green where a lightning bolt shoots from the sky and barely misses it.

Startled, the eagle drops the fish.

When the fish hits the ground, the ball pops out of its mouth and rolls into the h*le for a h*le-in-one.

Jesus then turns to the old man and says,

“Dad, if you don’t stop fooling around, we won’t bring you next time.”