Selling bastard

Two businessmen were taking a break while setting up their soon-to-open store’s shelving units.

There they sat, in the middle of nothing but empty shelves.

One said, “I bet any minute now some smart aleck will stick his head in the door and ask what we’re selling.”

Within minutes, a man did just that, “Hey, boys, whacha sellin’?”

One businessmen responded sarcastically, “We’re selling bastard.”

Without missing a beat, the man rejoined, “Looks like business is good; ya only got two left!”