Judi, the blonde, runs crying into the office.
“What’s wrong?” gasps her best friend Carol.
“It’s my boyfriend.” gushes Judi.
“He was working on the engine under the hood of his car when the lid came down and cut off a finger!”
“My god”, shrieks Carol. “Did it amputate his WHOLE finger!?”
“No thank goodness” sniffs Judi.
“But it was the one just next to it!”