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The 98-Year-Old Mother

In a convent in Kenya , the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying.

The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable.

They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it:

One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen.

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Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey that had been received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.

Back at Mother Superior’s bed, they held the glass to her lips.

The frail nun drank a little, then a little more and before they knew it, she had finished the whole glass down to the last drop.

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As her eyes brightened, the nuns thought it would be a good opportunity to have one last talk with their spiritual leader…..

“Mother.” The nuns asked earnestly.

“Please give us some of your wisdom before you leave us.”

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She raised herself up in bed on one elbow, looked at them and said:

“DON’T SELL THAT COW.”

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