The hospital staff kept telling Jim

“Just relax”, the hospital staff kept telling Jim, but it was to no avail.

Jim’s wife was in labor and Jim was a nervous wreck.

After what seemed like a week, to both Jim and the hospital staff, a nurse came out with the happy news, “it’s a girl”, she cried.

“Thank God, a girl”, said Jim, “at least she won’t have to go through what I just went through!”