The teacher asked little Johnny
At school one morning, the teacher asked little Johnny what he had for breakfast.
Little Johnny said, “Well, on my way to school I come cross this apple tree, so I climbed up there and started eating apples.
I guess I eat about six,” said little Johnny.
“No,” said the teacher, “It’s ate!”
Little Johnny said, “Well it could’ve been eight, I don’t remember.”
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