The Teacher Had Given The Class A Assignment

The teacher had given the class an assignment.

He stressed the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses would be accepted except illness or a death in the immediate family.

A smart-bum student pipes up:

“What about extreme mating exhaustion, sir?”

The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds with:

“Well, I guess you’ll have to learn to write with your other hand.”