Three guys died together in a terrible accident.
Fortunately, they went to heaven.
St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here: Don’t step on the ducks, as they are God’s favorite creation.”
They enter heaven and see ducks everywhere, and it’s almost impossible not to step on a duck.
The first guy accidentally steps on one, and soon here comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman you’ve ever seen.
St. Peter chains them together and says, “Your punishment is to be chained to this ugly woman forever.”
The next day the second guy steps on a duck, and sure enough, St. Peter comes with another real ugly woman and chains them together.
Seeing this, the third guy is very, very careful.
He goes for months and doesn’t step on any ducks.
Then one day, St. Peter comes along with this beautiful woman, a blue-eyed blonde, very young and very hot.
He chains them together and leaves without saying a word.
The man remarks, “Wow! This is great! I wonder what I did to deserve this?”
The Blonde says, “I don’t know about you, but I just stepped on a duck.”