An indian tribe captures three men.
They tell the men to go off into the forest and collect ten of the same fruit, or else they would be killed.
The men go off and after a while the first man comes back with apples.
The tribe tells the man to shove all ten apples up without making a sound or else he would die.
The man gets to apple number two before he screams and is killed.
The second man returns with blueberries.
They tell him to shove all ten up without making a sound.
He does well, he gets to number nine when he starts to laugh hysterically. He is then killed.
Up in heaven the first man asks the second “Why’d you laugh, you were doing so well.”
The second man says “I was, then i seen Paddy coming