Three Men Come Across A Genie

Three men are walking in the forest when they find a lamp. They rub it, and out pops a genie.

Genie says, “I will grant each of you three wishes. What will they be?”

The first man says, “I wish for a billion dollars.” Immediately, he is given a paper showing his account balance to be 1,000,000,000 dollars.

The second man says, “I wish to be the richest man in the world.” He too is given a paper showing his bank account balance, well over 100 billion dollars.

The third man has been thinking about his wishes, and when the genie turns to him, he says, “I wish for my right arm to rotate clockwise for the rest of my life.” His arm begins to rotate.

Genie says, “Ok… Now what will be your second wishes?”

The first man says, “I wish to have the most beautiful woman in the world as my wife.” A woman appears and wraps herself around him.

The second man says, “I wish to be the most handsome man in the world so that I can have every woman I want.” The first man’s wife immediately begins to flirt with him.

The third man says without hesitation, “I wish for my left arm to rotate counterclockwise for the rest of my life.” His left arm begins rotating in the opposite direction of his right.

The genie says, “All right, this is your last wish. Make it count.”

The first man thinks for a bit and says, “I wish to never get sick or hurt again.” The ache in his legs from hiking and his slight cough vanish.

The second man thinks for a while and eventually says, “I wish to stay 22 years old forever.”

The first two men then look at the third man, wondering what his third wish will be.

The third man thinks for a long time, and says, “I wish… for my head to nod back and forth for the rest of my life.”

The three men then agree to meet up again in 15 years to see how each of them were doing.

15 years later

The first man appears extremely happy. “I have a wonderful life,” he said. “I live in a 3 story mansion and have donated half my money to charity, my wife is a freak in the sheets, and I haven’t gotten so much as a cold in 15 years.”

The second man, looking the same as he had the day they found the genie, smiles, “I haven’t aged a day, I have my own private island, and you’re right, your wife is pretty good in bed.”

The third man walks up, arms flailing, head bobbing wildly, and says, “Guys, I think I bang up.”