Two blondes were running from the cops
Two blondes were running from the cops as they had just been caught sneaking over the border into Mexico.
They dashed up to a fence and climbed over it, lights and sirens running behind them.
As they arrived on the other side, they came face to face with a long river.
One blonde said to the other.
“Here I’ll shine this flashlight over the water and you can walk across the beam of light.”
The other said: “What do you think I am, stupid!? I’ll get halfway across and you’ll turn it off!”
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