Two good friends are out driving
Two good friends are out driving on Route 66 and one guy has to take a leak.
Being in the middle of nowhere they pull over by some shrubbery and the guy goes to relieve himself.
Suddenly, he screams “Aaagh! a rattler bit my weapon!”
“Relax!” says his friend, “I’ll go find a pay phone and call a doctor.”
So his friend drives off and finds a pay phone, call a doctor and asks what he should do.
“Well,” said the doc,” you must cut crosses in the wound and taste it out the poison.”
“Is that the only way Doc?” asked the man.
“Yes, you must do that or he’ll die.”
He finally gets back to friend and his friend asked “So, what did the doctor say?”
“You’re gonna die, buddy. You’re gonna die.”
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