Two Vampire Bats Are In A Cave

Two Vampire bats are in a cave, both very hungry.

The first bat goes out looking for some food.

He comes back later with nothing.

The second bat tries not long afterwards.

5 minutes later he returns, blood all over his face!

“Wow!” said the first bat.

“You must’ve had a big meal, where did you get that?”

“Well, can you see that large redwood over there?”

“Yes” replies the first bat.

“Well, I bloody well didn’t.”