Why are you driving so recklessly

A blonde was swerving all over the road so she got pulled over by a cop.

The cop asked, “Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?”

The blonde said, “I’m sorry, sir, but wherever I go, there’s always a tree in front of me, and I can’t seem to get away from it!”

The cop told her, “Lady, that’s your air freshener.”