Funny Jokes
Zebra Arrives on a Farm
A Zebra arrives on a farm.
The first animal she meets is a cow.
“Whats your job?” she asks.
“My job is to give milk,” the cow replies.
The next animal she meets is a chicken.
“Whats your job,” she asks.
“My job is to lay eggs,” the chicken answers.
The third animal she meets is a stallion.
“Whats your job?” she asks.
The stallion replies, “Just take off those stripy shorts and I’ll show you.”
