A 20 Dollar Bill Crumpled Up
While enjoying their evening cocktails, the wife asks her husband, in very seductive voice, “Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?”
“No,” said her husband.
She gave him a nice little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up corset, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked him, “Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?”
“Uh… no, I haven’t,” he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another nice little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her undergarment and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
“Now,” she said, “have you ever seen Fifty Thousand Dollars all crumpled up?”
He said, “No!” trying to contain his excitement.
She said, “Check your truck in the garage.”