A 75 Year Old Lady Says To Her Husband

“You know what, I think I’ll go to the doctor and get a checkup.”

Her husband says, “Sure, that’s a good idea dear.”

So she makes an appointment to see Dr. Levine, a gynecologist, and explains that she has not had a checkup in 25 years.

Dr Levine tells her to get undressed and put on a gown so he can check everything out.

The Doctor puts his hand under her gown, lifts her right br**st and tells her to say, “99”.

She says “99”.

“I see nothing wrong there,” says the Doctor. He then puts his hand under her gown, lifts her left br**st and repeats, “Say 99”.

She says “99”.

Dr. Levine says everything seems ok with this one also.

“We might as well check your other vitals, lay down on the table and put your feet in the stirrups.”

He puts on the rubber glove and some KY on the glove and is checking her private parts for any signs of lumps, etc. Once more he tells her, “Say 99”

She gasps and says, “one, two, three.