Naughty Jokes
A doctor just finishes his check-up
A doctor just finishes his check-up with a man.
Dr: I’ve got good new and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
Patient: I guess the bad news.
Dr: Well, you only have about 3 months to live and there’s nothing else we can do. I’m sorry.
Patient: starts crying
Dr: Now, now… I know you’re upset… but remember, I also said there was good news.
Patient: Yes, I need some good news… what is it?
Dr: Well, you know my nurse, Donna.
Patient: cheering up Yes?
Dr: You know, the one with the big melons?
Patient: more excited Yes, yes…
Dr: You know the one that’s always flirting with you every time you come in for a checkup?
Patient: very excited Yes, yes – what about her?
Dr: I finally had lovemaking with her last night.
