A guy is late to meet with his friends

A guy is late to meet with his friends at the local bar the friends obviously ask why he is late and he responds:

“Wow, you won’t believe what just happened.

So I take the usual route via the rail tracks and suddenly I see a young, undressed woman tied up next to the tracks.”

The friends are curious and ask: “Well, what happened next?”

The guy says: “Of course I untied her and we had make love because I freed her.”

The friends are cheering and one friend asks: “So did you get any head?”

The guy says: “No, I couldn’t find it.”