Naughty Jokes
A Guy Waits To Walk In To A Bar
So this guy’ s standing in line waiting to get into a bar and he’s the 3rd person in line.
First guy walks up to the bouncer and pisses himself.
Bouncer says “ya okay you can go” and he walks in.
Second guy in line walks up and he also starts absolutely pissing himself.
Pee going everywhere on the floor.
Bouncer goes “ya go ahead” and the second guy walks right in.
Finally our guy gets to the bouncer and asks, “what’s the deal here?”
Bouncer looks at him and says “cmon buddy either urine or you’re out.”