A man and a woman went to court

A man and a woman went to court disputing over custody of their child.

The Judge asked the woman to rise and argue her case.

“I went through all the pain undergoing labor and I see no reason why the child’s custody should not be handed to me”, she pleaded.

The man replied, “Your Honor, let me put it this way. If you put a pound in a vending machine and a coke drops out, who’s would it be… the machines or yours?”