A man and his ever-nagging wife
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem.
The woman kept complaining about every little detail and making the trip unbearable.
But a few days before their vacation ended, a tragic accident ended the woman’s life.
The undertaker told the husband,
“You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000.”
The husband thought about it for a few seconds, then told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home.
“Why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here in Jerusalem, and it would only cost $150?!” the undertaker asked, taken aback.
The husband replied,
“Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance!”