A man comes back home

A man comes back home from work.

Sits down in his favorite chair, turns on the TV and says to his wife,

“Quick, bring me a beer before it starts.”

She looks a little confused but brings him his beer.

As soon as he’s done, he yells at his wife again:

“Hurry, bring me another beer. It’s gonna start any second now!”

Slightly angry this time, she still gives him what he wants.

As he finishes it, he yells at her one more time:

“Hurry, hurry. another beer. It’s about to start!”

“That’s it!”

She finally snaps.

“You lazy b@stard! You waltz in here, sit your fat bum down, don’t even bother to say hello to me and then expect me to run around like I’m your slave or something! Don’t you realize that I’m the one who cooks and cleans and washes and irons all day long?!”

The husband sighs.

“Ah sh!t, it started.”