A man is sitting on a train

A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.

Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of the females thighs.

To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear.

The blonde realizes he is staring and enquirers, “Are you looking at my private part?”

“Yes, I’m sorry” replies the man and promises to avert his eyes.

“It’s quite alright,” replies the woman, “It’s very talented, watch this, I’ll make it blow a kiss to you.”

Sure enough the private part blows him a kiss.

The man, who is getting really interested, enquirers what else the wonder private part can do.

“I can also make it wink,” says the woman.

The man stares in amazement as the private part winks at him.

“Come and sit next to me,” suggests the woman, patting the seat.

The man moves over and is asked,

“Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?”

Stunned, the man replies, “bang me! Can it whistle as well?”