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A man walks along a lonely beach


A man walks along a lonely beach.

Suddenly he hears a deep voice: “Dig!”

He looks around: nobody’s there. “I am having hallucinations”, he thinks.

Then he hears the voice again: “I said, dig!”

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So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands, and after some inches, he finds a small chest with a rusty lock.

The deep voice says: “Open!”

OK, the man thinks, let’s open the thing.

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He finds a rock with which to destroy the lock, and when the chest is finally open, he sees a lot of gold coins.

The deep voice says: “To the casino!”

Well the casino is only a few miles away, so the man takes the chest and walks to the casino.

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The deep voice says: “Roulette!”

So he changes all the gold into a huge pile of roulette tokens and goes to one of the tables, where the players gaze at him with disbelief.

The deep voice says: “27!”

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He takes the whole pile and drops it at the 27.

The table nearly bursts.

Everybody is quiet when the croupier throws the ball.

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The ball stops at the 26. The deep voice says: “Shit!”

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