A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor.
The doctor said, “When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself.”
That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter gun and run home to his wife.
That night the two were having lovemaking and found themselves in the 69 position.
The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter gun.
The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went.
The man answered, “Not well. When I fired the gun, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my weapon, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air.”