A man was in a long queue

A man was in a long queue at his local supermarket.

As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get protection, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register:

She asked. “What size protection?”

The customer replied that he didn’t know.

She asked him to drop his trousers, she reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom.

“One box of large protection, Till 5.”

The next man in line thought this was interesting and like most of us was up for a cheap thrill.

When he got up to the register, he told the cashier that he too had forgotten to get protection and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him.

She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn’t know.

She asked him to drop his trousers, gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom microphone and said.

“One box of medium sized condoms, Till 5.”

A few customers back was this teenage boy.

He thought what he had seen was way too cool.

He had never had any type of make love contact with a woman, so he thought this was his chance.

When he got to the checkout he told the girl he needed some protection.

She asked him what size and he said he didn’t know.

She asked him to drop his trousers, she reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze then picked up the
Intercom and said.

“Mop and bucket, till 5.”