Naughty Jokes
A man working in an IT company
A man working in an IT company became sick.
He consulted many multi-facility hospitals but still couldn’t get cured… He was sad.
Then his wife advised,
“Why don’t you consult a veterinary doctor?”
He was shocked. He screamed at her,
‘Are you mad?’
She spoke softly, ‘Nothing happened to me… It is you have a problem.
You wake up early in the morning like tool, take a half bath like a crow, eat something like a monkey, then run to the office like a racehorse, there you work like a donkey, and you scream to your juniors like a wild bear, evening you reach home and bark at us like a dog, then you eat like a crocodile, at night you go to bed and sleep like a buffalo.
That’s the reason why I asked you to meet a veterinary doctor.’
The man just sat and gaped at her.
The wife asked, Now why are u looking at me like an owl?’