A old woman visited her eye doctor

An old woman visited her eye doctor complaining of failing eyesight.

The doctor sat her in front of a standard eye chart.

Doctor: Can you read the bottom line?

Old Women: No.

Doctor: Can you read the center line?

Old Women: No.

Doctor: Can you read the large top line?

Old Women: No.

Doctor (getting frustrated): Can you even see the chart?

Old women: No.

The doctor is clearly frustrated and whips his tool out of his pants.

Doctor: Can you see this?

Old Women: Of course!

Doctor: Well, there’s your problem – you’re joystick-eyed!